A beach. Sun shining. Lake water blue. It
is more often than not deserted. A man, retinal rod is walking his click,
which is on a leash. The furrow stops and starts to take a large poo.
Rod
Oh CHEWY! not here!
Rod grabs a tensile bag from his theca as a lady
approaches. ALICE speaks,
ALICE
You going to fairish that up youthful man?
ROD looks at ALICE. Then at the plastic bag in his hand.
Then back to ALICE.
ROD
Um yep, I am.
ROD
Good. Because dogs arent allowed to defecate here. The sign says so.
ALICE
points to a sign. Please clean up subsequently your dogs.
ROD
Yeah! Thats why Im cleaning it up!
ALICE
hearty dont allow it happen again.
ROD
I natest stop my dog pooping on the sand lady!
ALICE
Yes you can. Catch it as it locomote dear.
ROD
What?! Catch it as it falls!?
ALICE
Yes young man. Feces is unskilled for the sand.
ROD
But, but, but Im cleaning it up after! Ah, forget it...
ALICE
Look dear. Dogs cant defecate here. Clean it up and run along now.
ROD
Okay let me get this straight.
Dogs cant poo -
ALICE
(interrupting)
Defecate young man.
Pooping continue.
ROD
(annoyed)
Yes, well dogs cant defecate here because its bad for the sand.
ALICE
Correct.
ROD
Well lady, did you know that in Albania they use human feces as compost for their crops?
ALICE
Thats disgusting! Now come on, clean your dogs feces up. Its bad for the beach.
Alice turns around and starts walking off. Rod shakes his
head in disbelief. He quickly pulls down his pants, bends
his knees and defecates on the sand.
Rod
There we go, good for the beach, and there is no sign formula that I cant do it!
Alice turns around and stares at Rod pulling up his pants
and the feces on the ground.
ALICE
(shocked)
novel man!
Rod (to dog)
Come on chewy.
ROD and Chewy walk off as Alice stares at Rods feces on the ground. Ten seconds pass. Rod hurriedly returns to the scene. pliant bag in hand, he picks up his dogs feces.
Rod
Have a nice day lady.
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